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‘If’, by Rudyard Kipling

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man my son!

Ok, so it’s been a while. It was Christmas, you know.

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

You can forgive us for lacking the enthusiasm to write about the Leicester game, and then I was at my mother-in-law’s on Boxing Day - and only got home on Sunday, by which time I was too stunned by the 6-3 win at Cheltenham to get my head around writing a triple update. Then we went and got a draw at the Hawthorns and all that, so here’s your update. Yes, it’s brief, but if you’re reading this you’ve got too much time on your hands anyway. You should be posting your thoughts on the Albion result in our London Road End forum, or discussing the line-up for the visit of MK Dons on Tuesday, or talking about Dr Who, Ulrika and darts on the Pub Talk forum. Now that’s a quality use of your valuable 4Mb broadband connection. Tim Berners-Lee would be delighted.